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Windows 7: Beans during a flight

28 Apr 2012   #21
Bongo

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Bongo

That is still funny.

Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?
Hmm I think you may have something there Mike
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29 Apr 2012   #22
Athene

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious View Post
Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....
I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Hey!
A (sweet smelling) Guy
Oops!
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29 Apr 2012   #23
noobvious

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Athene View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious View Post
Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....
I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D
That list may have changed since I met certain Swiss nationals.
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29 Apr 2012   #24
Lava King

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by richnrockville View Post
Beans, Beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot

Rich
The more you toot, the better you feel,

So let's have beans for every meal!

(my grandmother used to say that)
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29 Apr 2012   #25
Trucidation

 

In the spirit of suspension of good taste, enjoy:

Fart Rhymes, Riddles, and Wordplay
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29 Apr 2012   #26
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Bongo

That is still funny.

Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?
Hmm I think you may have something there Mike
Or Beango...

Quote:
Here's an ol' cowboy song for you, Hopalong:

I got farts that Bongo Beango Mongo
As I go tooting merrily along...
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30 Apr 2012   #27
smarteyeball

 
 

Airlines fill people up with beans so they fart. Farts contain hot air. Hot air rises. As the hot air rises, so too does the plane using less fuel.

It's an economical solution
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30 Apr 2012   #28
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Down Periscope - Funny as a fart in a submarine.
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30 Apr 2012   #29
Athene

 

There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered. Phone Man's clip pretty much expresses the sentiments of all bean eaters' victims
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30 Apr 2012   #30
marsmimar

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For everyones musical entertainment:

Fart SoundBoard
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