When I left the Mortgage business the staff gave me a going away party.
After the party was over I got into my Pathfinder only to find it loaded with tampax all over the place.
They were tied to my antenna, rear mirrors, wheels, both front and rear bumpers. It took me hours to gather them all up but missed a few and on the drive home people were honking their horns and point.
My payback was to make them a half sheet of chocolate cake laced with ex-lax. Got several calls for me to stop by with a box of TP. hehehehe