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z3r010 said:

Carl Lawrence said:

I don't think this thread needs a template.

Bedtime for me as I have to get up at 6.30AM for our J.W. meeting in the morning.

WOW, I would of thought the Jobless Workshy wouldn't have met until at least mid-afternoon

So that's what J.W. means. I thought it was something to do with the Sunday Morning Door Knockers Society

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

boohbah said:

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

They must be a faint hearted lot in Truro. Ours are much more insistent! I just show them my blood donor card!

boohbah said:

all you have to do john ,is tell em you are a "do not call" and they dont come back.

I told them that I worshipped the Father of Lies, with a perfect poker face....they left and never came back!

Carl Lawrence said:

I used to run a car on benefits, but I sold it back in 2005, as I was not using it.

Do you think that was because, as you were still taking driving lessons until recently, you didn't have a licence to drive without a qualified driver with you?

z3r010 said:

One day they will learn that Pastafarianism is the true way.

so how do you smoke pasta?
in a ciabatta chillum?

paulpicks21 said:

I do love reading this thread, a considerable amount of it is Carl related, the thing that amuses me the most is that he just totally ignores all the things people post about him (unless its positive or should I say not negative :)) I imagine his next post even after all these comments will be something along the lines of "I have walked Gracie today" and that will be that.

Edit: And now I look like a total tit cos he just replied haha!

Don't worry about carl he has the skin of a rhinoceros

Somewhere out there is a rhino wondering where its skin has gone!