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Windows 7: For the male do-it-yourselfers

09 Oct 2012   #11
Kevin Ismail

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Well done Jerry.
Just hoping no messing up with the nerve pathway so that one won't suddenly get his weapon can not be loaded.
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09 Oct 2012   #12
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kevin Ismail View Post
Wonder how people do it themselves? I've assisted surgeons doing the procedure more than hundreds of time. A minor one work but still need professional skills, at least. That's notorious
I think this explains it.

Irish Vasectomy


After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that enough was enough, as they couldn’t afford a larger house. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, “B’Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem.”
“Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
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09 Oct 2012   #13
boohbah

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

you could try some pocket magic , now you see it...now you dont

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09 Oct 2012   #14
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

It brings a new definition to a SNIPping tool app.
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09 Oct 2012   #15
Kevin Ismail

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

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“1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
Can't help it.
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09 Oct 2012   #16
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
Can't help it.
From the look on your face you must have tried counting to six.
...Six... and now you dance the vasectomy two step.

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09 Oct 2012   #17
Kevin Ismail

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

I don't need to count. Put it straight and burnt.
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09 Oct 2012   #18
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

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I don't need to count. Put it straight and burnt.
Crispy critters!
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09 Oct 2012   #19
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

I am willing to bet that some people would like to buy a retroactive vasectomy kit.

Rich
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