Windows 7: Teeth are very expensive!!!!!

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

5 years or more here... I don't remember the last time I went. If I go, it's 300$ min. If I go and make the surgery I need, it'd be 10000$ and MUCH MORE. Seriously.

OMG hope you're ok

I remembered i went to the dentist last year to cure an erupting Wisdom Teeth(at this age)

You might be sorry you mentioned anything about wisdom teeth,
when a certain ant sees this post.

I m waiting for his comment.

Good luck.

You're scaring me

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60. But it will be pretty painful."

"That's still too expensive," the man says. "It does not matter how painful it is."

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20. That could be more pain then you can stand."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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