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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

24 Aug 2010   #11
DJROD

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by beauparc View Post
The Pearly Gates

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on travellers. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'



'No, the gates'.

Messed up. I told the same joke yesterday. Just with 3 blacks instead of the Gypsies. An they delete mine. Nice to whoever deleted it.
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24 Aug 2010   #12
Thorsen

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DJROD View Post


Messed up. I told the same joke yesterday. Just with 3 blacks instead of the Gypsies. An they delete mine. Nice to whoever deleted it.

The gypsies don't have internet so its ok to make fun of them.....

IM just Kidding...

I am sure your joke was taken as a racial joke and was promptly removed. Racial jokes are not socially acceptable. But I see your point. this is just the same only cultural instead of racial. I don't see the difference either. If you find it offensive, click on the report button. (your joke sounds like it would be funny too btw its just not viewed as acceptable. sorry....)
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24 Aug 2010   #13
beauparc

Windows 7 64 bit
 
 

Oh Lordy! I didn't mean to upset anyone with my joke. I just thought it was funny.

If anyone is offended, then please accept my most humble apologies.

I won't post anymore.
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24 Aug 2010   #14
Thorsen

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Your alright beauparc. no worries. Here in the US, we don't have Gypsies. I hear they are a problem in Europe....

Edit: I thought the joke was hillarious so dont worry.
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24 Aug 2010   #15
DJROD

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DJROD View Post


Messed up. I told the same joke yesterday. Just with 3 blacks instead of the Gypsies. An they delete mine. Nice to whoever deleted it.

The gypsies don't have internet so its ok to make fun of them.....

IM just Kidding...

I am sure your joke was taken as a racial joke and was promptly removed. Racial jokes are not socially acceptable. But I see your point. this is just the same only cultural instead of racial. I don't see the difference either. If you find it offensive, click on the report button. (your joke sounds like it would be funny too btw its just not viewed as acceptable. sorry....)
I think it was to but. If i was white...an saying black jokes..then i think that would look bad. Or the other way around. But im black. LOL. An it was a black joke. All in fun. It was just funny how it went. Guess alot of my jokes arent allowed on here.
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24 Aug 2010   #16
DJROD

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Im the one that i think upset someone becuz mine was removed i mean. Not yours beauparc. You made yours tasteful. Even tho i think mine was funnier lol.
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24 Aug 2010   #17
The Howling Wolves

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DJ,
You don't see many of my jokes posted here as they are not very tasteful for the 98,000+ members and I respect that rule.
When you and I get together for a round of golf or a game of hoops all bets are off.
I know you can take it and I can handle it.
So, when you and I are here in 7 forums we got to keep it nice and tidy, neat and clean.
This way we can help others learn and grow while I whip your behind on the courts.
You know I am white and white people can't jump!
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24 Aug 2010   #18
DJROD

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
DJ,
You don't see many of my jokes posted here as they are not very tasteful for the 98,000+ members and I respect that rule.
When you and I get together for a round of golf or a game of hoops all bets are off.
I know you can take it and I can handle it.
So, when you and I are here in 7 forums we got to keep it nice and tidy, neat and clean.
This way we can help others learn and grow while I whip your behind on the courts.
You know I am white and white people can't jump!
Hahaha. Exactly Howling. EXACTLY!!!! It wasnt even THAT untasteful. I went looking for my joke an it was gone lol. I was thinking they could of sent me a message and say No UN Tasteful jokes or something. Im gonna try another one right now...see if it stays. No Racist ones tho.
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24 Aug 2010   #19
DJROD

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

" A man just won 5 million dollars in a lottery and came running home telling his wife " Pack your bags baby...i just hit the lottery" She goes " yeahhhhhhh where are we moving to?" He goes "No where bitch....you gotta go".
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24 Aug 2010   #20
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Be careful. I have seen people banned on here. Mods run a tight ship.....

Most of the jokes on here border on the line. it is a fine line. funny joke though Rod.
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