Had mine about a month ago. Still have bronchitis. The gift that keeps on giving
At least I was patient Zero for a change
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And to this day, I still don't understand the point of influenza or the common rhino-virus.
The only thing I can come up with is that everything has a chance at life. Unfortunately we just happen to be compatible hosts to those life forms. Bugger it.
Other than that they are nothing but Absolutely Bloody Pointless PITA'es.