Brazil - the '14 football world cup and '16 Olympics are going to be held there! Oh, and some of the world's best parties and carnivals! What more could a outdoorsy fanatic want? Did I mention some of the hottest babes on the planet?
Sweden - I think God put all the hottest women in the universe in that country. Damn I've NEVER met an ugly Swedish chick.
UAE - I'm here for the money. In fact, 99.99% of all the expats I know around town came here for the money.
France - French ladies have an air of arrogance of some kind that I absolutely love.
USA - There's no place like home.