Well, what with that big ol' beard of yours, its to be expected. Its like you built 'em a vacation home. And being a four score dead Scotsman doesn't help things either.
So short story, I work at a college tech site that fixes student and faculty computers. A foreign exchange student from Japan with a Sony Vaio (most likely from Japan as well) managed to get a virus on his computer and he was blocked off our network. Our policy is that we wipe and reinstall the OS...