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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
~Joan D. Vinge
A Guy
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places
Mark Twain
Every leader has a flaw and every flaw has a leader.
I said this in 9th grade
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others
Audrey Hepburn
The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love.
-- DeGourmont
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
~Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"
A Guy
Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac