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"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
Rodney Dangerfield
There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it.
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
~Charles Baudelaire
A Guy
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
― Rodney Dangerfield