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Impossible standards just make life difficult.
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
~Joseph Conrad
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
~Charles Caleb Colton
A Guy
Great minds talk about ideas
Average minds talk about events
Small minds talk about people
Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.
~Frodo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
~Garrison Keillor
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