Quote of the Day - [4]

Lady Fitzgerald said:

A Guy said:

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
~Hodding Carter

A Guy

That's funny because it's true.—Homer Simpson.

More irritating than news is the propensity of "superstations" to run Law & Order: SVU when they can't use their collective brains to think of doing something different.

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.”
Mel Brooks

“I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”
Bartholomew JoJo Simpsom

“Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.”
― Charles M. Schulz

When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole. We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance. Not only this, but through television and telephony we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face, despite intervening distances of thousands of miles; and the instruments through which we shall be able to do this will be amazingly simple compared with our present telephone. A man will be able to carry one in his vest pocket.



— Nikola Tesla

Close your eyes Monica
William Jefferson Clinton