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The case of the missing mattress
While having a few drinks to celebrate Vistax64's 100,000th member on Friday, my wife took advantage of my drunken state and got me to order the new bed she has wanted for the past 10 years.
This morning the bed is delivered:- 3 boxes - 2x 8"x8" x6' and 1x 4' x 6' but no sign of the mattress
I phone the company who assure me that they have sent my mattress along with the bed, but said they would check with the delivery guys to find out where it is.
I decide to build the bed anyway while I wait for an update on the mattresses location, so I finish building the bed and still have one 8"x8"x6' box left I open it......it's the worlds thinnest mattress so I roll it out on the bed base and go outside for a smoke, I come back 5 mins later and it has expanded into a full size mattress bloody memory foam lol
I really don't want to phone them back now and tell then I have found it