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Windows 7: Is your son a computer hacker?

22 Oct 2009   #1

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 
Is your son a computer hacker?

This had me laughing until past it hurt.

Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

~Lordbob
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22 Oct 2009   #2
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
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22 Oct 2009   #3

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
Hello Ted.
>My name is David, and I am a hacker. My parents are very disappointed in me, and I am ashamed to say that I used Linux quite a bit.

~Lordbob
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22 Oct 2009   #4

Windows 7 Ultimate, OS X 10.7, Ubuntu 11.04
 
 

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Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
LOL, so this is saying that just because someone wants to upgrade a PC it is a sign that they could be a hacker? Wow.

This entire thing is hilarious.
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22 Oct 2009   #5

W7 RTM Ultimate x64
 
 

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American Processor Chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

Is that true?
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22 Oct 2009   #6
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lordbob75 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
Hello Ted.
>My name is David, and I am a hacker. My parents are very disappointed in me, and I am ashamed to say that I used Linux quite a bit.

~Lordbob

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22 Oct 2009   #7

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Uber Philf View Post
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American Processor Chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

Is that true?
AMD is an American company. And you can't make chips in a sweatshop...
There is also no difference between where you can buy them...

~Lordbob
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22 Oct 2009   #8

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 Bit
 
 

Would you let your daughter date a hacker?
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22 Oct 2009   #9

W7 RTM Ultimate x64
 
 

ahh, thanks for the clear up Lordbob, still a very funny report XD
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22 Oct 2009   #10

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

Do you mean they don't put the little kids to solder the little wires between the transistors in the processors? All the 20 million of them?
That is hilarious. I would worry my son was doing something that rhimes with hack if he exibited those signs...

Wait, I just realized I have 3 computes running AMD and a new Video card due to arrive tomrrow. Sweet mother of pearl, I am a hacker!!!

Ted, do you iknow any HA in the Carolinas?
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