Is your son a computer hacker?

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  1. Posts : 6,885
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    Is your son a computer hacker?


    This had me laughing until past it hurt.

    Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

    ~Lordbob
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  2. Posts : 22,814
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    Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
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  3. Posts : 6,885
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    Bare Foot Kid said:
    Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
    Hello Ted.
    >My name is David, and I am a hacker. My parents are very disappointed in me, and I am ashamed to say that I used Linux quite a bit.

    ~Lordbob
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    Has your child asked for new hardware?

    Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
    LOL, so this is saying that just because someone wants to upgrade a PC it is a sign that they could be a hacker? Wow.

    This entire thing is hilarious.
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  5. Posts : 2,651
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    "If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American Processor Chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

    Is that true?
    Last edited by Uber Philf; 22 Oct 2009 at 17:10. Reason: Removed the add links.
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  6. Posts : 22,814
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    Lordbob75 said:
    Bare Foot Kid said:
    Hello, my name is Ted and my son is a hacker.
    Hello Ted.
    >My name is David, and I am a hacker. My parents are very disappointed in me, and I am ashamed to say that I used Linux quite a bit.

    ~Lordbob

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  7. Posts : 6,885
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    Uber Philf said:
    "If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American Processor Chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

    Is that true?
    AMD is an American company. And you can't make chips in a sweatshop...
    There is also no difference between where you can buy them...

    ~Lordbob
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    Would you let your daughter date a hacker?
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  9. Posts : 2,651
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    ahh, thanks for the clear up Lordbob, still a very funny report XD
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    Do you mean they don't put the little kids to solder the little wires between the transistors in the processors? All the 20 million of them?
    That is hilarious. I would worry my son was doing something that rhimes with hack if he exibited those signs...

    Wait, I just realized I have 3 computes running AMD and a new Video card due to arrive tomrrow. Sweet mother of pearl, I am a hacker!!!

    Ted, do you iknow any HA in the Carolinas?
    Last edited by wallyinnc; 22 Oct 2009 at 21:36. Reason: Step #1
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