That's just brilliant! I love it..
A friend of mine from quite a few years back once wrote this on the kitchen counter in permanent marker before going away for a weekend; we had a good laugh, but his mother wasn't too impressed:
"I am lost, therefore I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait, I shouldn't be long."
Those are both great!
A friend of mine from quite a few years back once wrote this on the kitchen counter in permanent marker before going away for a weekend; we had a good laugh, but his mother wasn't too impressed:
"I am lost, therefore I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait, I shouldn't be long."
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Chemists employed by the police can do remarkable things with blood. They can weave it into a rope to hang a man.
Margery Allingham
Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardor, for their curiosity, their intolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.
Aldous Huxley
His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge.
Arthur Conan Doyle
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.
Bill Bryson
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Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
-- Winnie the Pooh
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
It has been said that Democracy is the worst form of Government, except all the others that have been tried. -Winston Churchill
