Quote: Originally Posted by FoxIX
A freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
That's just brilliant! I love it..
A friend of mine from quite a few years back once wrote this on the kitchen counter in permanent marker before going away for a weekend; we had a good laugh, but his mother wasn't too impressed:
"I am lost, therefore I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait, I shouldn't be long."