Quote of the Day

Casca · 23 Apr 2010

I can't want to.

- Anthony Fabian Martinez

noobvious · 23 Apr 2010

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer (01/14/1875-1965)

JMH · 23 Apr 2010

- from the Institute for Stork Research and Science

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:

1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.

6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.

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johnwillyums · 24 Apr 2010

"86% of all dogs, when asked, said they thought that Poodles were members of an ultra orthodox religious sect"

Oblomov:)

JMH · 26 Apr 2010

'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.'

noobvious · 26 Apr 2010

Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. - Emile Auguste Chartier

Dwarf · 26 Apr 2010

One Foot in The Grave: Timeless Time. said:

The future doesn't exist because it hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist because it's already over. But the present doesn't exist because as soon as you start to think about it, it's already in the past. Which doesn't exist any more. Like that moment just then when I said that. That's already in the past. Gone forever. And so's that. When I just said gone forever. And so is that, when I said so's that, that's gone forever now as well. And so is that. When I said that's gone forever now as well, that's gone forever now as well.
Ohhh. For God's sake, will you shut up, Victor. Jabbering on there all the while like a raving parrot.

zigzag3143 · 26 Apr 2010

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung

johnwillyums · 26 Apr 2010

"Clowntime is over
Time to take cover
While others just talk and talk
Somebody's watching where the others don't walk
Clowntime is over"

Elvis Costello

JMH · 27 Apr 2010

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”

Albert Einstein.