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#1721
I saw this sign in the window of a local music store, too bad I didn't have my cam with me:
"Love Thy Neighbor - Tune Thy Piano"
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New #1722
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Me: Man, i think i ate my momentum for lunch, i cant seem to pick up the pace.
Fellow Worker: Well, just go to the bathroom and sh*t it out.
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yea, weird day HA
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New #1723
Theres no use worrying about things you have control over. Because you can change it.
Theres no use worrying about things you have no control over. Because you cannot change it.
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New #1724
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! -Steven Wright
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New #1727
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you've just put yourself out of business.
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New #1730
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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