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  1. Posts : 369
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       #1021

    The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
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  2.    #1022

    Support the strong,give courage to the timid,remind the indifferent,and warn the oppressed.
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  4. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1024

    People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. ~Susan Easterly
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  5. Posts : 967
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1025

    "Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart, give
    yourself to it
    "
    Buddha
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  6. Posts : 4,663
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
       #1026

    harry5 said:
    Support the strong,give courage to the timid,remind the indifferent,and warn the oppressed.

    Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
    Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
    Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
    Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
    Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

    Very tongue in cheek Harry
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  7. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1027

    There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-Albert Schweitzer
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  8.    #1028

    noob said:
    There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-Albert Schweitzer
    The greatest misery of my life was seeing the musical cats
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  9. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #1029

    Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

    - Dave Barry
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  10. JMH
    Posts : 7,952
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
       #1030

    Kari said:
    Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

    - Dave Barry
    To be precise a cow dropped from a height of 320 feet would be travelling at 128 feet per second "on landing." [ air resistance ignored!!!]
    The journey would take exactly four seconds, which is not long enough for the cow to evolve a useful set of wings.
    The cow would not be suitable for a kosher end use, as milk & meat would be inextricably mixed.

    The cow would not be amused.
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