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I'm constantly amazed how people who are high on the chain of command will obsess on nit-picky details.
As busy as the Queen is how does she find the time to count and measure the nut bowls. She must be very industrious.
Some one might mention to her that their should be a watch put on the squirrels. They are very sneaky.
The way to catch the thieves would be chocolate covered nuts. Replace the chocolate with Ex lax. Well you know the rest. Just put a camera on the mens and ladies restroom doors.