Nipping the nuts

Palace Guard Members Apparently Stealing Queen?s Nuts - AOL On

Hope the (alleged) culprits won't face the same fate as royal poachers did ..........

I'm constantly amazed how people who are high on the chain of command will obsess on nit-picky details.

As busy as the Queen is how does she find the time to count and measure the nut bowls. She must be very industrious.
Some one might mention to her that their should be a watch put on the squirrels. They are very sneaky.
The way to catch the thieves would be chocolate covered nuts. Replace the chocolate with Ex lax. Well you know the rest. Just put a camera on the mens and ladies restroom doors.

Layback Bear said:

As busy as the Queen is how does she find the time to count and measure the nut bowls. She must be very industrious.
Some one might mention to her that their should be a watch put on the squirrels. They are very sneaky.
The way to catch the thieves would be chocolate covered nuts. Replace the chocolate with Ex lax. Well you know the rest. Just put a camera on the mens and ladies restroom doors.

Now thats just evil......... but I liiiike it!

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

linnemeyerhere said:

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

Lady Fitzgerald said:

linnemeyerhere said:

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

Yep at this juncture of my life it seams to be a non-issue (rare occassion) as they say......bummer drag !
Maybe I should switch to the fully "Roasted and Salted" and not the raw nuts?

linnemeyerhere said:

Lady Fitzgerald said:

linnemeyerhere said:

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

Yep at this juncture of my life it seams to be a non-issue (rare occassion) as they say......bummer drag !
Maybe I should switch to the fully "Roasted and Salted" and not the raw nuts?

Ewww!

Thank you for this.

I passed it around to the rest of the world.