Help! I don't have any pc problems!

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  1. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #41

    richnrockville said:
    A solution would be to respond to the next "Microsoft support" phone call from a foreign speaking person that will tell you that you have lots of viri on your system and to let them clean it up by remote. Should keep you busy for a while.

    Rich
    Yep that will work.
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  2. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #42

    After using all those cleaner programs go into regedit and try to repair all the damage those cleaners have done.
    Give us a post back next year and let us know how things are going.
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  3. Posts : 394
    Desk Top with Win 7 Home Premium 64 bit and Lap Top with Windows 8.1 Pro 64 bit
       #43

    I'll tell you what you can do that will give you some problems. Download some free software. Then when you install it, don't choose "custom" install to choose how you want it to install. Just install the way they want--the default install or whatever they call it. It will then install all kinds of crap on your computer. You will then have some problems.
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  4. Posts : 50
    7 Pro x64 SP1
       #44

    If you get bored with downloading and installing software for your solution,
    try blocking all air vents on your pc with strong sticky tape, may take time for a result.

    For a faster result fill the pc case with the contents of your vacuum cleaner prior to blocking the vents.
    Please be aware I have not tried this so there is no guarantee it will do what you want.
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  5. Posts : 1,449
    Windows 7 ultimate 64-bit
       #45

    NoelDP said:
    Nah - most of the morons on the other end couldn't add 2 and 2 without the aid of an AS400 - they are more likely to screw their own machines up :)
    True this Noel!; for sure!!
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  6. Posts : 501
    Windows 10 Home 64-Bit
       #46

    Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
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  7. Posts : 1,800
    Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
       #47

    aritra2116 said:
    Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
    Blasphemy "spill some Johnnie Walker" should only happen on your bottom lip.

    Rich
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  8. Posts : 2,409
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit/Windows 8 64-bit/Win7 Pro64-bit
       #48

    4wd said:
    What have I done wrong? No viruses, all my pc's work perfect, w updates work, no blue screens, they always boot, sfc finds no errors, internet works, programs never crashes, ram is fine, restore points & backups (which I don't need to use) are perfect, zero problems with ssd & hd, etc etc. And this has been going on year after year!

    A desperate situation, please help, need to create some serious problems which makes me post on 20 forums, not sleep for a week while trying to fix things, buy lots of expensive parts & components etc.

    Thanks in advance. And a fine new year to all here.
    You could just disconnect your boot drive's sata cable while updating Windows to cause a serious problem.
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  9. Posts : 2,588
    Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro 64-bit
       #49

    jadinolf said:
    Spill some coffee on the keyboard.:)

    That'll do it.
    aritra2116 said:
    Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
    Hey now. Once watched some movie in which a guy spills coffee on a keyboard... fast forward a bit, and the whole building, including a sleeping dude, disappears! Think it was called the invisible man.
    PS - Sleeping in anything but a dark room sucked for him

    But hey. INVISIBLE! hello!
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  10. Posts : 983
    10 x64 | 7 x64
       #50

    The fingerprint ninja's found my computer-reading glasses this morning at work. Of course everyone claims they saw nothing, yet they offer understanding.
    I suspect a deep rooted conspiracy.
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