A woman had a nice photo of her house that was spoiled by the dustbin right outside (US = trashcan). She asked a photoshop dude could he remove the offending item. He said yes, he could take out the bin. She replied "That's good, because when you remove the bin you'll be able to see the dog - he's behind it...."
Still on graphics, this is a true story. I was helping a guy with his YouTube video -
'The aspect ratio's all wrong, what settings are you using ?'
'I set it to NTSC not PAL so people in the US would be able to watch it'.