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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

03 Sep 2014   #111
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 
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05 Sep 2014   #112
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Things you never want to hear from a computer support tech guy:

"Pentium? Gigabyte? Try speaking English man"

"Hello, my name's __________, and I'm an alcoholic."

"Me learn English goodly. Talk you do about problem."

"So you say it is plugged in? Well, I'm stumped."

"Well, did you ever consider that the screen is supposed to freeze up for 10 minutes?"

"Let me consult with my supervisor - hmmm...Results hazy, try again later."

"I'm sorry, but the word "byte" always makes me laugh"
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11 Sep 2014   #113
alikhan

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
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14 Sep 2014   #114
HarriePateman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
 
 

Im printing this off for work
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15 Sep 2014   #115
Callender

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7601 Multiprocessor Free Service Pack 1
 
 
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16 Sep 2014   #116
HarriePateman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
 
 

No Virus is going to get past that!
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16 Sep 2014   #117
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

I just call my technician to handle my problems.

Jokes Thread [4]-sledgehammer.jpg

Jim


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16 Sep 2014   #118
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

I wondered where my sledge hammer went.
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16 Sep 2014   #119
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
I wondered where my sledge hammer went.
I'm surprised you saw the hammer.
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16 Sep 2014   #120
andrew129260

Windows 10 Pro
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Phone Man View Post
I just call my technician to handle my problems.

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Jim
She aint getting anywhere near my pc. lol
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