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    Jim
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  2. Posts : 193
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       #132

    The funeral proceeds down the street,
    As sighs and wails diminish,
    He died of drinking straight shellac,
    But he had a lovely finish.
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  3. Posts : 4,549
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    Thread Starter
       #133

    That was quite interesting...
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  4. Posts : 53,363
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       #134

    Good to see you M'Lady

    A Guy
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  5. Posts : 4,549
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    Thread Starter
       #135

    A Guy said:
    Good.. to see you M'Lady

    A Guy
    Thanks much... I have a bit more time now again.:)
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  6. Posts : 53,363
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       #136

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    A Guy said:
    Good to see you M'Lady

    A Guy
    Thanks much... I have a bit more time now again.:)
    That makes one of us, lol.

    A Guy
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  7. Posts : 193
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       #137

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    That was quite interesting...
    Do you mean interesting, or "interesting"?
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  8. Posts : 4,549
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    Thread Starter
       #138

    Take your PICK...
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  9. Posts : 26,863
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       #139

    Paraprosdokians

    Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them!

    1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
    2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
    3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
    5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
    6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
    7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit . . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
    9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
    10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
    11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy .
    12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
    14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
    15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
    17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now
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  10. Posts : 4,566
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       #140

    The internet:

    Where men are men, woman are men, and children are FBI agents.
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