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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

29 Jan 2015   #201
Frogpond51

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit & Windows XP Pro (Dual Boot)
 
 
Having a Cow

now we know...


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29 Jan 2015   #202
Frogpond51

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit & Windows XP Pro (Dual Boot)
 
 
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29 Jan 2015   #203
essenbe

Windows 7 Enterprise X64/Windows 10 Enterprise X64/Windows 10 Pro X64/Linux Mint
 
 

Reminds me of some of the help requests we get.

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29 Jan 2015   #204
Frogpond51

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit & Windows XP Pro (Dual Boot)
 
 
Furniture Dealer

Bubba, a furniture dealer from Alabama, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store,
so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought
would sell well back home.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded and that the
other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French
(which he did not understand), and motioning toward the chair, he invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not understand, so after a couple of minutes
of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass
and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate
with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group
playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture
of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and
the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Bubba still can't figure out how she knew he was in the furniture business.
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31 Jan 2015   #205
andrew129260

Windows 10 Pro
 
 

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03 Feb 2015   #206
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

~~ Polish Sausage !!

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.......

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes, I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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03 Feb 2015   #207
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

LadyPink that was great. I hope I can remember it.
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04 Feb 2015   #208
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 
Father's Ipad

This is in German but easy to understand.

Daughter asks her father how he is getting along with the Ipad that they got him for his birthday.

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04 Feb 2015   #209
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

You are correct wolfgang. No translation is needed.
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08 Feb 2015   #210
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
~~ Polish Sausage !!

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.......

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes, I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
LPT1, that deserves a
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