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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

12 Nov 2015   #251
cyclops

Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit 7601 Multiprocessor Free Service Pack 1
 
 

I honestly think I might resemble the following analogy,
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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12 Nov 2015   #252
cyclops

Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit 7601 Multiprocessor Free Service Pack 1
 
 

Much like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it runs out.


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...Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live...
The longer you live, the sooner you die.
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13 Nov 2015   #253
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

If you keep doing what you've always done
you will get back what you've always gotten!
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13 Nov 2015   #254
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Wisdom is free, yet so many don't reach out for it.
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17 Dec 2015   #255
thelma

windows 7 professional 64 bit
 
 

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01 Jan 2016   #256
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 

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12 Jan 2016   #257
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?"
His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me the Treasury.

Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People.

The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.


Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."


So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now!"


The father says, "That's great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."


The little boy replies:
"Well, while the Treasury is screwing the Working Class,
the Government is sound asleep
the People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit."
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12 Jan 2016   #258
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

The young lad learns quickly.
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13 Jul 2016   #259
spencer1

Windows 7 Home Premium x64
 
 

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