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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

18 Apr 2014   #41
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Happy Easter

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!


Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a harebrush!


Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!


Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!


Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!


Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?


Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!


Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one. After that, it's not empty!


Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
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18 Apr 2014   #42
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

groan.....
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22 Apr 2014   #43
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Walking! ....during Pregnancy

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly
and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their
partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier.
Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "and gentlemen, remember -- you're in
this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes," answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?"

---- This kind of sensitivity and love just can't be taught!
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22 Apr 2014   #44
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
groan.....
I hope you enjoyed a great Easter Sunday.
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22 Apr 2014   #45
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
groan.....
I hope you enjoyed a great Easter Sunday.
Sure did.
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26 Apr 2014   #46
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

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Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed"


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26 Apr 2014   #47
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Gary are these 2 guys your best buds?.. made me laugh out loud.
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26 Apr 2014   #48
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

LadyPT,
That's Gary and I sitting there.
I'm the one with the cross necklace.

Told him that instead of rolling it up and sending it out to be cut just mow the lawn and smoke it.
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26 Apr 2014   #49
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
LadyPT,
That's Gary and I sitting there.
I'm the one with the cross necklace.

Told him that instead of rolling it up and sending it out to be cut just mow the lawn and smoke it.
Glad to see you are both wearing your best redneck attire. Guess you're going to Walmart agin'
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27 Apr 2014   #50
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

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I took my dad to the mall the other
day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she
sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response, I knew he
would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an
eyelid ......
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you are my kid."


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