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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

04 May 2014   #61
mohavepc

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

sorry guys. wont post anything like that again. I never had an issue and found a few friends through it. My sub ends next month anyhow.
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04 May 2014   #62
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

You could install WOT.
I use it all the time, if it blocks a site as I posted above, I close it and find something else.

https://www.mywot.com/en/download
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04 May 2014   #63
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
You could install WOT.
I use it all the time, if it blocks a site as I posted above, I close it and find something else.

https://www.mywot.com/en/download
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04 May 2014   #64
mohavepc

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
You could install WOT.
I use it all the time, if it blocks a site as I posted above, I close it and find something else.

https://www.mywot.com/en/download
already did sir and thank you. feeling a bit embarrassed on this one.Like I said I never had an issue or reason to doubt the website or company. I no longer have the card I signed up with so they wont be getting anymore from me anyway.
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04 May 2014   #65
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

No need to be. It's all part of the learning curve.


(and don't call me sir)
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04 May 2014   #66
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
No need to be. It's all part of the learning curve.


(and don't call me sir)
Ma'am?
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04 May 2014   #67
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
No need to be. It's all part of the learning curve.


(and don't call me sir)
Ma'am?
Grrrrrr !


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04 May 2014   #68
mohavepc

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”
Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says. “He isn’t null-terminated.”
“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”
- Antone Roundy
A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:
“And who do you think created chaos?”
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04 May 2014   #69
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

mohavepc because you have been to that strange website you won't go back to I would suggest checking your system for infections of all kinds.
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04 May 2014   #70
mohavepc

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
mohavepc because you have been to that strange website you won't go back to I would suggest checking your system for infections of all kinds.
I appreciate that LBB, I have run a few scans today and it is clean. Luckily the site is not known to be harboring malware or infections. From what I read the main complaints are for bad billing practices and selling of info.
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