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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [4]

04 May 2014   #71
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

So, this means you have already blocked them on your CC for future payments ?
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04 May 2014   #72
mohavepc

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

No longer have the CC I signed up with them on. paid it off and closed it due it's high rate 6 months ago.
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04 May 2014   #73
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by mohavepc View Post
No longer have the CC I signed up with them on. paid it off and closed it due it's high rate 6 months ago.
I would like to see what they do when they try to charge the card. I wonder if they will send you a "Friendly Reminder" to renew ?
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04 May 2014   #74
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

As a woman was nursing her baby, her cousin's six-year-old daughter came into the room.

Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what she was doing.

After mulling over her answers, she remarked, “My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.”

A Guy
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05 May 2014   #75
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

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No need to be. It's all part of the learning curve.


(and don't call me sir)
Ma'am?
Grrrrrr !
Uh, nice doggy?
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08 May 2014   #76
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first
automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling
him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office.

They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and
cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3
million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by
having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the
Goldberg's name on two million Fords.
They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their
first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

Control yourself !
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08 May 2014   #77
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Gary that was a long way to get there but it was worth it.
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08 May 2014   #78
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

This isn't a joke per se, but a Jedi mind trick/prank to pull on someone.
Say the following to them:
If an Englishman has a friend he's called a bloke.
When you tell a funny story, that's a joke.
The white of an egg is a....

About 90% of the time they will say the white of an egg is a yolk.
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08 May 2014   #79
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Britton30 View Post
This isn't a joke per se, but a Jedi mind trick/prank to pull on someone.
Say the following to them:
If an Englishman has a friend he's called a bloke.
When you tell a funny story, that's a joke.
The white of an egg is a....

About 90% of the time they will say the white of an egg is a yolk.
I will end this day by telling Gary the yolk is on him!
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08 May 2014   #80
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

thanks Dennis, I often have egg on my face.
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