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22 Oct 2015   #381
Layback Bear

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If a eagles fart will blow a blue jays feather 10 feet how far does a rat turd have to fall to break a Out House shingle?

The answer is simple.
The same distance grandma can through a brick. How far can granny throw a brick depends on her anger level between 1 and 10.

If grannys anger level is a 5.
The eagles fart will be half of the normal
The blue jays feather will only go 5 feet
Which means the rat turd will have to fall 2 1/2 bricks.

It makes math so easy.
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22 Oct 2015   #382
thelma

windows 7 professional 64 bit
 
 

That brick weights 2 kilo's or ( american ) 2 pounds.
One hole brick + one 1/2 brick together would weight 3 kilo's or 3 pounds
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22 Oct 2015   #383
essenbe

Windows 7 Enterprise X64/Windows 10 Enterprise X64/Windows 10 Pro X64/Linux Mint
 
 

Technically a Kilo is 2.2 pounds. A brick weighs 2 Kilos.
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22 Oct 2015   #384
Kari

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by thelma View Post
That brick weights 2 kilo's or ( american ) 2 pounds.
One hole brick + one 1/2 brick together would weight 3 kilo's or 3 pounds
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by essenbe View Post
Technically a Kilo is 2.2 pounds. A brick weighs 2 Kilos.
No guys. The brick weighs 4 kilos, or in "the American version" 4 pounds.

One brick weighs 2 kilos / pounds plus half of a brick gives us an equation: X = 2 + X which gives the X value 4. It does not work with your 2 or 3.

4 is 2 plus half of 4. (4 = 2 + (0.5 X 4)).
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22 Oct 2015   #385
thelma

windows 7 professional 64 bit
 
 

Well Kari, my dyslexic brain has been reluctant to believe these mats all my live and it now shows up again.

Luckily ( for me) it counter balances on in other more day to day solutions so I have learned to live with it quiet happily.

And the spell check has made it so much easier as well.

These little teasers are fun
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23 Oct 2015   #386
ThrashZone

Win-7-Pro64bit 7-H-Prem-64bit
 
 

After watching the eagle cams Anak posted a young eagle's turd flies out almost at the speed of light
So the feathers distance might be an understatement at 10 feet
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23 Oct 2015   #387
Barman58

Windows 10 Pro x64 x2 Windows 10 Enterprise x64, Ubuntu
 
 

Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void
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23 Oct 2015   #388
Kari

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Barman58 View Post
Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void
How many Kilos is one Newton?

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23 Oct 2015   #389
Barman58

Windows 10 Pro x64 x2 Windows 10 Enterprise x64, Ubuntu
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Barman58 View Post
Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void
How many Kilos is one Newton?

Depends where you stand

Weight is the result of gravity. The gravitational field strength of the Earth is 10 N/kg (ten newtons per kilogram). This means an object with a mass of 1kg would be attracted towards the centre of the Earth by a force of 10N. We feel forces like this as weight. Source
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23 Oct 2015   #390
Kari

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Barman58 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Barman58 View Post
Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void
How many Kilos is one Newton?

Depends where you stand

Weight is the result of gravity. The gravitational field strength of the Earth is 10 N/kg (ten newtons per kilogram). This means an object with a mass of 1kg would be attracted towards the centre of the Earth by a force of 10N. We feel forces like this as weight. Source
OK.

Please let me rephrase my earlier mathematical question:

One brick weighs 20 N plus half of a brick. How much does a brick weigh?
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