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If a eagles fart will blow a blue jays feather 10 feet how far does a rat turd have to fall to break a Out House shingle?

The answer is simple.
The same distance grandma can through a brick. How far can granny throw a brick depends on her anger level between 1 and 10.

If grannys anger level is a 5.
The eagles fart will be half of the normal
The blue jays feather will only go 5 feet
Which means the rat turd will have to fall 2 1/2 bricks.

It makes math so easy.

Technically a Kilo is 2.2 pounds. A brick weighs 2 Kilos.

thelma said:

That brick weights 2 kilo's or ( american ) 2 pounds.
One hole brick + one 1/2 brick together would weight 3 kilo's or 3 pounds

essenbe said:

Technically a Kilo is 2.2 pounds. A brick weighs 2 Kilos.

No guys. The brick weighs 4 kilos, or in "the American version" 4 pounds.

One brick weighs 2 kilos / pounds plus half of a brick gives us an equation: X = 2 + ½X which gives the X value 4. It does not work with your 2 or 3.

4 is 2 plus half of 4. (4 = 2 + (0.5 X 4)).

After watching the eagle cams Anak posted a young eagle's turd flies out almost at the speed of light
So the feathers distance might be an understatement at 10 feet

Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void

Barman58 said:

Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void

How many Kilos is one Newton?

Kari said:

Barman58 said:

Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void

How many Kilos is one Newton?

Depends where you stand

Weight is the result of gravity. The gravitational field strength of the Earth is 10 N/kg (ten newtons per kilogram). This means an object with a mass of 1kg would be attracted towards the centre of the Earth by a force of 10N. We feel forces like this as weight. Source

Barman58 said:

Kari said:

Barman58 said:

Technically Kilo's, (Kilogram), is a measurement of Mass not weight. The correct unit for weight is the Newton, and as this varies with the distance from the major object involved, (in this case the earth's centre ), I hereby mark the original question as Null & Void

How many Kilos is one Newton?

Depends where you stand

Weight is the result of gravity. The gravitational field strength of the Earth is 10 N/kg (ten newtons per kilogram). This means an object with a mass of 1kg would be attracted towards the centre of the Earth by a force of 10N. We feel forces like this as weight. Source

OK.

Please let me rephrase my earlier mathematical question:

One brick weighs 20 N plus half of a brick. How much does a brick weigh?