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Windows 7: Grammar police

07 Jun 2015   #1
wasnotwas

W10 Pro x64, W7 Pro x64 in VMware
 
 
Grammar police

An ode to the increasing use of phones, predictive text and the garbage that gets posted

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

from Poetry - Martha Snow - Spell chequer - Eye halve a spelling chequer
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08 Jun 2015   #2
Laith

Windows 10 Professional x64
 
 

This hurts my eyes watching.
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08 Jun 2015   #3
Dude

Windows 10 Pro X64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by wasnotwas View Post
An ode to the increasing use of phones, predictive text and the garbage that gets posted

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

from Poetry - Martha Snow - Spell chequer - Eye halve a spelling chequer


Thanks for sharing!
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09 Jun 2015   #4
Anak

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 7 Home Premium 64bit Ver 6.1.7600 Build 7601 - SP1
 
 

Yes, Thanks wasnotwas for sharing.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Laith View Post
This hurts my eyes watching.
There are other examples that are similar to wasnotwas's and may or may not hurt as bad, do a search for reading words without vowels:
Quote:
I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Source: http://Can you read this? | www.ecenglish.com
My quote put a hurtin' on my spell check:
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09 Jun 2015   #5
Laith

Windows 10 Professional x64
 
 

My eyes... They died...
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