I've decided to bring in a top Judge for this trial.
The Jury has been selected.
The charges read as follows:
On or around the 14th and/or the 15th of November 2009 it has been noted that the Avatar and Profile pictures of the said Complainant, namely Dwarf, have been changed by person (or persons) unknown. In addition, a charge is also laid regarding the above named Complainant's Profile, namely the Occupation (which used to be blank) being changed to read "Orville's feather painter and nappy changer".