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Windows 7: Merry Christmas

17 Dec 2015   #11
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe, so here goes:
(Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!)
1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.


Cherry Mistmas
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17 Dec 2015   #12
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Choke! Gasp! That's even better than my recipe for Irish Stew:



Irish Stew


Ingredients:

2 lb stew meat (any kind of meat will do; road kill must befresh)
1 lb praties (potatoes)
6 large carrots
1 bunch green onions
1 white onion
1 can tomato sauce
2 cups chopped mushrooms
1 12 pk Guinness beer

1. Chop meat into 1” cubes. Remove excess fat.

2. Sauté meat in a deep cast iron frying pan in ˝ bottle ofbeer. Rather than waste the beer, drink the other ˝ bottle before it goes flat.

3. Drain meat and put into stew pot.

4. Rinse onions with ˝ bottle of beer. Drink other ˝ beforeit goes flat.

5. Chop the onions and put into stew pot. To avoid cryingwhile chopping onions, drink 1 beer (sometimes it takes more than 1).

6. Rinse mushrooms with ˝ bottle of beer. Drink other ˝before it goes flat.

8. Finely chop the mushrooms and put into stew pot. Choppingis tedious; drink a beer to help pash the time.

7. Rinsh carrots with ˝ bottle of beer. Drink other ˝ beforeit goesh flat.

9. Finely shop the carrotsh and put into shtew pot. Choppingcarrotsh ish even more tedioush; it may take two beersh to get the job done.

11. Peel and shop the praties. No…wait…tish too mush work.Jusht rinsh with beer…no…wait…don’t waisht the beer. Drink the beer and jushttosh in the praties.

10. Open the can of tomato shauce…forget the tomatoshauce…forget the shtew, drink the resht of the beer!
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17 Dec 2015   #13
Golden
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ult. x64
 
 

Merry ChriFSMas!

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17 Dec 2015   #14
BorisTheAnimal

Windows 7 Home Premium
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Golden View Post
Merry ChriFSMas!

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Shouldn't it be PastaMas?
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17 Dec 2015   #15
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Then there is Festivus for the rest of us.
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17 Dec 2015   #16
Brink

64-bit Windows 10 Pro
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Brink View Post
Merry Christmas everyone.

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Dang, Shawn, aren't you cold?
Nar, that green alien blood acts like a good antifreeze.
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17 Dec 2015   #17
thelma

windows 7 professional 64 bit
 
 
Merry Christmas

Thanks for all the brilliant help I received over these last months, I have learned so much and hope to help a bit in the future,

MERRY CHRISTMAS from Alpbach
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17 Dec 2015   #18
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Have a wonderful holiday season


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18 Dec 2015   #19
BorisTheAnimal

Windows 7 Home Premium
 
 

Hmm, maybe it is an older tradition but no gingerbread's?
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18 Dec 2015   #20
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 

Here is a sample.


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