What if Microsoft made beer...


  1. Darryl Licht
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    What if Microsoft made beer...


    What if Microsoft made "Windows 7 beer", or "Vista beer"?

    For those of us of legal drinking age only! What would it look like, taste like, how would it be marketed? etc...???


    I have some thoughts of my own, but will wait until several others have responded, before I go off.

    This is just silly fun, as I am craving an amber necter... but I'm out, and have to go to the store!

    Im sure the open source guys will have a great time with this too! Any artists want to try their hand at product design, that outta be hilarious!l
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  3. armyslowrdr
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    Microsoft Apple X beer---made with only the finest binaries, no Macintosh Apple seeds to choke on here.
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  4. smarteyeball
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    Microsoft Beer - You too can have a Blue Spew of Death
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  6. Darryl Licht
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    smarteyeball said:
    Microsoft Beer - You too can have a Blue Spew of Death
    Reminds me of a video that circulated via email a while back!
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  7. smarteyeball
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    lol, yeah it does :)
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  8. Lee
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    Damn, my mind just cannot conjurer up anything. That's sad because this is a great idea.
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  10. Xzaviar
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    Not much into beer


    Dos 6.22 = Moonshine

    Win 3.1 = Colt 45

    Win 95 = Bud Draft:)

    Win 98 = Bud Bottle

    Win Millennium = Colt 45 with a shot of moonshine

    Win 2000 = Boston Laager

    Win XP = 2 Boston Laagers

    Win Vista = Scotch with a beer chaser:)

    Win 7 = Hefeweizen :):)
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  11. Darryl Licht
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    How about this:

    Microsoft revolutionized the beer industry when in 1995, it released Beer 95... borrowing a few choice ingradients and brewing methods from its' competitor Apple beer.
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  12. thefabe
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    Just think about how many different choices of the same brew just packaged differently, with your choices of ingredients, determining the cost of a bottle. And whether or not you could refill it yourself for free or needed to pay a fee for doing so.
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  13. Zidane24
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    I am still waiting for the McDonalds McBeer

    They would make a killing in the Southern US...
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