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14 Nov 2009  
Darryl Licht

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What if Microsoft made beer...

What if Microsoft made "Windows 7 beer", or "Vista beer"?

For those of us of legal drinking age only! What would it look like, taste like, how would it be marketed? etc...???


I have some thoughts of my own, but will wait until several others have responded, before I go off.

This is just silly fun, as I am craving an amber necter... but I'm out, and have to go to the store!

Im sure the open source guys will have a great time with this too! Any artists want to try their hand at product design, that outta be hilarious!l

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14 Nov 2009  
armyslowrdr

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Killeen, Texas
 
 

Microsoft Apple X beer---made with only the finest binaries, no Macintosh Apple seeds to choke on here.
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14 Nov 2009  
smarteyeball

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Microsoft Beer - You too can have a Blue Spew of Death
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14 Nov 2009  
Darryl Licht

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So Cal (I.E.)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Microsoft Beer - You too can have a Blue Spew of Death
Reminds me of a video that circulated via email a while back!
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14 Nov 2009  
smarteyeball

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lol, yeah it does
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14 Nov 2009  
Lee

Win 7 Pro x64, VM Win XP, Win7 Pro Sandbox, Kubuntu 11
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Fruitland, Idaho
 
 

Damn, my mind just cannot conjurer up anything. That's sad because this is a great idea.
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15 Nov 2009  
Xzaviar

6@Win XP 1@Vista (1@Win 7 (Mine))
34 posts
Winslow, Maine
 
 
Not much into beer

Dos 6.22 = Moonshine

Win 3.1 = Colt 45

Win 95 = Bud Draft

Win 98 = Bud Bottle

Win Millennium = Colt 45 with a shot of moonshine

Win 2000 = Boston Laager

Win XP = 2 Boston Laagers

Win Vista = Scotch with a beer chaser

Win 7 = Hefeweizen
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15 Nov 2009  
Darryl Licht

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How about this:

Microsoft revolutionized the beer industry when in 1995, it released Beer 95... borrowing a few choice ingradients and brewing methods from its' competitor Apple beer.
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18 Nov 2009  
thefabe

Windows 7 ultimate 64 bit / XP Home sp3
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Gulf Coast Texas
 
 

Just think about how many different choices of the same brew just packaged differently, with your choices of ingredients, determining the cost of a bottle. And whether or not you could refill it yourself for free or needed to pay a fee for doing so.
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18 Nov 2009  
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
5,970 posts
North Carolina, United States of America
 
 

I am still waiting for the McDonalds McBeer

They would make a killing in the Southern US...
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