GM: Tiger Woods' Cadillac Escalade to be repaired, even

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus??





Santa stopped at three Ho's!!!

Zidane24 said:

If they auction it...that Escalade will become the value of 5 Escalades...

Every fan wants a piece of their idol...with a repaired car of their idol up for grabs...

...especially if they put a "slightly used" 5 iron in the back!!

NewfGuy said:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus??





Santa stopped at three Ho's!!!

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant *and* a tree?


He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?



They went clubbing.


What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?



A bitching wedge.


Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?:

Cheetah!