I'm sooooo lucky.

The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM

Dear Lucky Winner


The National Lottery Day wishes to inform you that you have won the sum of £ 900.000.00(Nine Hundred Thousand pound Only).

The National Lottery Day. draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 13 lucky emails of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search. No tickets were sold

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Ticket Nr: TNL 197482148372 97427.
Batch Nr: TNL 907635197437-ZQG/2009.
Security File Nr: 7950197731.
Ref Nr: TNL 870270289/ES 957.
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You are required to claim your winnings before December 23th, 2009 otherwise it rolls over to the next draw.

Prize claiming procedures.
Full Name, Sex . Age, phone number, Address, Profession, Please quote your Reference number in all correspondence with the claims officer.

Failure to provide the information above to the claims officer will result to immediate disqualification !!


Claims Officer
Mr Greg Peterson
Email:[email protected]

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do Inform the CLAIM AGENT as soon as possible.

AGREEMENT:

The National Lottery day and the Local Organizing Committee (LOC) of the 2009 National Lottery day celebration hereby Agrees, That the winning information written above are the orignal winning information as it was selected by the computer on 16th day of December 2009, And that the winner who these winning information has been sent to,will be paid the winning sum of £ 900.000.00 without fail.


Congratulations once more from our members of staff.
Once again on behalf of all our staff CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified..

Congratulations.

Mrs.Marie Young.
Winnings Coordinator

Just a note, black text on SF Black Wide theme, is impossible to read.

That being said. My only actual comment is.. WOW

I don't know where to start spending all this lovely money.


Oh I know, firstly I must send them all my bank details etc so they can clear out
that bank account , because they need to make room for this new large amount of cash .

Yeah Right.

jfar said:

I don't know where to start spending all this lovely money.


Oh I know, firstly I must send them all my bank details etc so they can clear out
that bank account , because they need to make room for this new large amount of cash .

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LOL I could use $2,000 for a new PC. I accept charity. Just saying!

Tell you what, why don't you collect the prize, it's all yours.

jfar said:

Tell you what, why don't you collect the prize, it's all yours.

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Oh but I am 17! Disqualified already

Aw, damn what a pity. I'm just too busy at the moment to collect it
I suppose it will just have to go to someone else this time, not to worry,
I am so lucky, I will win it again soon and it will probably be a lot more the next time.

That looks just like the letter I got from the Bolivian princess last month.

Ah, AKA Mrs.Marie Young.
Winnings Coordinator

Very likely to be a scam.

swarfega said:

Very likely to be a scam.

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Now Nick... you know that scams like this dont happen...Jim is now a wealthy gent... :roflmao:

Tews said:

swarfega said:

Very likely to be a scam.

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Now Nick... you know that scams like this dont happen...Jim is now a wealthy gent... :roflmao:

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Yeah, now he can buy me that 8 core Gulftown I want.

Bare Foot Kid said:

That looks just like the letter I got from the Bolivian princess last month.

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Did she ask for your Full Name, Sex . Age, phone number, Address, Profession too?

Always be sure to answer:
sex - yes
age - legal
phone number - don't have one, can I have yours?

You get the idea

Jacee said:

Bare Foot Kid said:

That looks just like the letter I got from the Bolivian princess last month.

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Did she ask for your Full Name, Sex . Age, phone number, Address, Profession too?

Always be sure to answer:
sex - yes
age - legal
phone number - don't have one, can I have yours?

You get the idea

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LOL!!

Hey suddenly I am very popular with the fillies, they are pretending that they like the horse,
but they can't fool me.

It's great to have a Few dollars More again in the pocket.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd0uEHwh1Ec&feature=related

jfar said:

Aw, damn what a pity. I'm just too busy at the moment to collect it
I suppose it will just have to go to someone else this time, not to worry,
I am so lucky, I will win it again soon and it will probably be a lot more the next time.

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i will happily take on this task for you......

my commission is usually 10%, but for cash i'll lend you my services for 5k...

i know i know..... that's a cheap price but what are friends for.

They forgot to ask you for your bank account number to transfer the money.
Does this mean you will be quitting your day job?

Congratulations, wow that is allot of money to have won

tell you what, I am a merchant banker ( coincidence or what !! ), send me your Full Name, Sex, Age, phone number, Address, Profession and I will open you up an account to deposit the money..

oh, and your bank details, and your social security number, and a few recent bills, and your credit card numbers, and you driving licence, and your passport, and your birth certificate, and anything else you might find it useful to send

then I will get STRAIGHT back to you. . . I promise

jfar said:

It's great to have a Few dollars More again in the pocket.

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Well I know if I actually received that much money, I would be a Pale Rider.