Windows 7: ''Deep Trouble''

We are in DEEP trouble...


The population of this country is approximately 60 million.

32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan, etc .

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County
Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your backside at your computer, reading jokes.

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out
through trying to cope on my own?




SK

Thanks SK that makes feel a lot better! Just explain again please!

ROFLMAO, that's a good one SK.

You must be exhausted SK doing all that work on your own, sorry I can't help I'm retired

reading jokes is a job, otherwise nobody would find it funny!

What, jokes, backside? [looks at confortable chair which hasnt been inflated since 5 pm]
I don't have any idea what your talking about. And who actually ever heard of doing work at your job.. its crazyness!

I don't know about doing all the work, but it certainly feels like I'm paying all the tax

lol that certainly explains the reason for the recession since I sit here all day

WORK.....






Good one, SK!













Later Ted

Hey, I thought there were rules against profanity on the forum