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Windows 7: ''Deep Trouble''

11 Mar 2009   #1
skunksmash

SEVEN x64
 
 
''Deep Trouble''

We are in DEEP trouble...


The population of this country is approximately 60 million.

32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan, etc .

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County
Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your backside at your computer, reading jokes.

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out
through trying to cope on my own?




SK
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11 Mar 2009   #2
echrada

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Thanks SK that makes feel a lot better! Just explain again please!
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11 Mar 2009   #3
Brink
Microsoft MVP

64-bit Windows 10 build 10166
 
 

ROFLMAO, that's a good one SK.
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11 Mar 2009   #4
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

You must be exhausted SK doing all that work on your own, sorry I can't help I'm retired
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12 Mar 2009   #5
angryman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
 
 

reading jokes is a job, otherwise nobody would find it funny!
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12 Mar 2009   #6
Sparatan117

Windows 7 x64 build
 
 

What, jokes, backside? [looks at confortable chair which hasnt been inflated since 5 pm]
I don't have any idea what your talking about. And who actually ever heard of doing work at your job.. its crazyness!
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12 Mar 2009   #7
z3r010

 

I don't know about doing all the work, but it certainly feels like I'm paying all the tax
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12 Mar 2009   #8
swarfega

Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
 
 

lol that certainly explains the reason for the recession since I sit here all day
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12 Mar 2009   #9
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

WORK.....






Good one, SK!













Later Ted
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12 Mar 2009   #10
smarteyeball

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
WORK.....
Hey, I thought there were rules against profanity on the forum
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