Human "bed-warmers" at Holiday Inn!

Lordbob75 said:

valtonray said:

Lordbob75 said:

I have to admit, I was expecting the article to say that you would sleep with them....

This is not really any less weird though....

~Lordbob

you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.

Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob

You're obviously not married ROFL!

What a weird weird concept.

NinaJay said:

Lordbob75 said:

valtonray said:

you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.

Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob

You're obviously not married ROFL!

What a weird weird concept.

Hello NJ, no divorced 3 times; I met a lady a while back and she asked if I was married, I said "I've been divorced 3 times would you like to be number 4", I still haven't figured out yet why she just walked away shaking her head.

Actually BFK, I was talking to Lordbob and his comment that wives are for warming the bed. My comment was referring to the fact that when you get married, you somehow get LESS bed warming from your wife IYKWIM. It was a tongue in cheek comment directed at the stereotype of women and less action after marriage but super ROFLMAO @ your 'pick up line' hahaha... I can't figure out why it isn't working for you

John if I actually thought you were serious I'd be smacking you over the head right now...

And here I was thinking you were one of the nice ones....

Nina ...... are you saying your hubby doesn't have one of these.??

Only when I let him

I bought him one for christmaa but when the batteries ran out it was added to the long list of chores that men are incapable of getting around to. A bit like the leaky tap and squeaky door handles.

Fantail said:

My first thought was, Holiday Inn hires out of work Terminators.

I've booked my reservation.

I would have too!