Human "bed-warmers" at Holiday Inn!

Bare Foot Kid said:

Hello NJ, no divorced 3 times; I met a lady a while back and she asked if I was married, I said "I've been divorced 3 times would you like to be number 4", I still haven't figured out yet why she just walked away shaking her head.

You sweet talker, you

NinaJay said:

Actually BFK, I was talking to Lordbob and his comment that wives are for warming the bed. My comment was referring to the fact that when you get married, you somehow get LESS bed warming from your wife IYKWIM. It was a tongue in cheek comment directed at the stereotype of women and less action after marriage but super ROFLMAO @ your 'pick up line' hahaha... I can't figure out why it isn't working for you

Just in case anyone was wondering, it was a joke.

I really do like my gf, I would never have her do that. Besides, she would just laugh at me and leave.

~Lordbob

Lordbob75 said:

I really do like my gf, I would never have her do that.

~Lordbob

That does help

Besides, men have thier own ability to warm our beds. *Hint* The hot air does not come from our mouths

Women have it too, but are less prone to admission of said ability

smarteyeball said:

Lordbob75 said:

I really do like my gf, I would never have her do that.

~Lordbob

That does help

Besides, men have thier own ability to warm our beds. *Hint* The hot air does not come from our mouths

Women have it too, but are less prone to admission of said ability

My dad is really good at that one, but sometimes I can hear mom scream when he uses it.

~Lordbob

Lordbob75 said:

My dad is really good at that one, but sometimes I can hear mom scream when he uses it.

~Lordbob

For some strange reason, some people don't care for others when they are being 'considerate'

smarteyeball said:

Lordbob75 said:

My dad is really good at that one, but sometimes I can hear mom scream when he uses it.

~Lordbob

For some strange reason, some people don't care for others when they are being 'considerate'

Thats great, I may have to tell them that!

~Lordbob

Bare Foot Kid said:

Hello NJ, no divorced 3 times; I met a lady a while back and she asked if I was married, I said "I've been divorced 3 times would you like to be number 4", I still haven't figured out yet why she just walked away shaking her head.

When they say "Honesty is the Best Policy", I don't think your situation applies.

Bare Foot Kid said:

Lordbob75 said:

valtonray said:

you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.

Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob

The only women I've known have wanted me to warm the bed for them.

my girlfriend usually goes to bed first so it's usually warm by the time i get in there.

Lordbob75 said:

Thats great, I may have to tell them that!

~Lordbob

heh heh, he should appreciate it. As for your mother... It's a guarantee she won't

bigmck said:

Bare Foot Kid said:

Hello NJ, no divorced 3 times; I met a lady a while back and she asked if I was married, I said "I've been divorced 3 times would you like to be number 4", I still haven't figured out yet why she just walked away shaking her head.

When they say "Honesty is the Best Policy", I don't think your situation applies.

lol, you could be right there.

Somehow that line only seems to work for the ladies, but never for the gents

yeah i worry about the things that get cut out after marriage too thats why i've dated the same girl for the last 8 1/2 years and we aren't married yet... well that and she just finished law school last spring. obviously there isn't much to cut out anymore though i had an idea about how things would be when we finally got our first house together but i was wrong otherwise i wouldn't be up on the computer at all hours of the night. the reality is she owns my a** now.