My dog never barks

Don't try to force him to bark. I had mine for about two years before he barked the first time.

I wish my dog wouldn't bark. He's a noisy little bugger

tetankemin said:

try putting him in company with a dog that barks, see if he follows suit.

It doesn't work. My Rottie grew up with two yappers, a Chihuahua and a Pomeranian. Rottie's are just not vocal. They will bark a little as they get older.

i had 3 wolf hybrids when i was growing up one of them learned to bark imitating another one of our dogs but the others never did. they could howl though.

my grandfather once told me if you want to make a dog bark, to stick your thumb up its ass. hope this helps

boohbah said:

my grandfather once told me if you want to make a dog bark, to stick your thumb up its ass. hope this helps

ROFL.

Now there's an idea

if it would stop a dog from barking I might actually be tempted to try it but in the meantime, I'd be super happy if my dog were of the NON barking variety.

Jonathan_King said:

You want to make the dog bark?

Yeah, why the heck would you want that?