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What's your Most Embarrasing situation ??
This is always a good topic for a laugh....
To cut a long story short I was at a ice rink with a lady friend. We were way up in the back of the stands....keeping warm!!!! the ice was cold ... she was hyperventalating so I tried to make her warmer by rubbing by body vigorously against hers, didn't notice the lights went off and the spotlight come on... just my hairy arse stairing back into the warm glow of the 1000W bulb....gulp... 300 people stopped skating to watch the spectacle in the stands... after I crawled outa the little hole that i had climed into.. we tried to sneak out to 300 people clapping and chearing. I was only 17 at the time but I'll never forget...
And sometimes it gets worse......
Another 1 that happened to me once...This brings back many a tear...
I used to do competitive BMX racing when I was 14 (I was quite good aswell - lots of tropheys).
Anyway 1 day a gang of us where messing about when we decided to have our own World high jump championship. The idea was to see who could jump over the most tyres. There was one lad that was realy good but I was determined to beat him. He held the record for the day at 10 tyres. I decided all or bust...15 I knew that he wouldn't try and beat it.. he had his limits, I was just a bit of a nutter in those days. Well I peddled like road runner down the path that led to the jump, I hit it at one hell of a speed (to fast actually) & sailed over the 15 tyres with ease, this is where it started to go pear shape..... i sort of went over the jump like in this picture
Problem is I landed on my back wheel in the same position on the ground - not forgeting I've just come down from a height of 15 tyres. Well my feet came off the peddles due to the force of the landing and the seat decided to embed itself as far as it could up my arse, and believe me there wasn't much seat visible....well as talking was difficult my friends could see from the fear in my eyes that I was in some distress and decided that removing me from the seat might be best left to the paramedics. Well needless to say I was nopooman for a while and riding a bike was low on my priority list. Lucky for me I made a full recovery, and i am now a firm believer that the pooptube was designed for 1way traffic only.
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