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Windows 7: The Windows Prayer

07 Apr 2009   #1
Orbital Shark

The Windows Prayer

Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
hallowed be thy OS.
Thy Escrow come,
thy build be done,
on earth as it is in Se7en
Give us this leak our daily fix.
And forgive us our torrent abuse,
as we forgive those who wont share this info.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Vista.
For thine is the Se7ev, the power and the performance. for ever and ever. Amen
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07 Apr 2009   #2

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1

You doin' alright there Jeff? Not much sleep lately?
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07 Apr 2009   #3
Orbital Shark


Sleep with 7105 virtually on our doorstep?
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07 Apr 2009   #4

Windows Seven 64-bit

Lol, say that to a priest and theyd become chuck norris AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR ***. Lol.
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07 Apr 2009   #5

Linux CENTOS 7 / various Windows OS'es and servers

Great stuff -- but are you sure you haven't been smoking that "funny smelling tobacco" they have in those Amsterdam Coffee shops.

BTW current build is actually 7110 not 7105 although 7105 is genuine.

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07 Apr 2009   #6
Orbital Shark


Nah, don't smoke. Don't sleep much though so that helps
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07 Apr 2009   #7


The current build on *my* machine is 7068 and it is staying that way until I get a nice official leak to prove otherwise.

And as for the Prayer to Microsoft, since Lucifer prefers the Lord's prayer in reverse, should we assume that hte reverse of this is simply the Prayer to Apple?

Oh, right - that prayer would be simple enough - "Steve, please beat Microsoft up today. Steve, please show us how to be intolerant fools. Steve, please make commercials poking fun at Microsoft so that we can rise in an uproar when they do the same back to us. Steve, please cover mine eyes so they may be blinded once again by your vaulted stature as a god among men."
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