The Windows Prayer


  1. Posts : 6,305
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #1

    The Windows Prayer


    Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
    hallowed be thy OS.
    Thy Escrow come,
    thy build be done,
    on earth as it is in Se7en
    Give us this leak our daily fix.
    And forgive us our torrent abuse,
    as we forgive those who wont share this info.
    And lead us not into temptation,
    but deliver us from Vista.
    For thine is the Se7ev, the power and the performance. for ever and ever. Amen
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  2. Posts : 18,404
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
       #2







    You doin' alright there Jeff? Not much sleep lately?
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  3. Posts : 6,305
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
    Thread Starter
       #3

    Sleep with 7105 virtually on our doorstep?
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  4. Posts : 127
    Windows Seven 64-bit
       #4

    Lol, say that to a priest and theyd become chuck norris AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR ***. Lol.
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  5. Posts : 5,941
    Linux CENTOS 7 / various Windows OS'es and servers
       #5

    Great stuff -- but are you sure you haven't been smoking that "funny smelling tobacco" they have in those Amsterdam Coffee shops.

    BTW current build is actually 7110 not 7105 although 7105 is genuine.

    cheers
    jimbo
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  6. Posts : 6,305
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
    Thread Starter
       #6

    Nah, don't smoke. Don't sleep much though so that helps
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  7. Posts : 4,364
    Windows 11 21H2 Current build
       #7

    The current build on *my* machine is 7068 and it is staying that way until I get a nice official leak to prove otherwise.

    And as for the Prayer to Microsoft, since Lucifer prefers the Lord's prayer in reverse, should we assume that hte reverse of this is simply the Prayer to Apple?

    Oh, right - that prayer would be simple enough - "Steve, please beat Microsoft up today. Steve, please show us how to be intolerant fools. Steve, please make commercials poking fun at Microsoft so that we can rise in an uproar when they do the same back to us. Steve, please cover mine eyes so they may be blinded once again by your vaulted stature as a god among men."
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