If you could ask God one question ...


  1. Cov
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    If you could ask God one question ...


    ... what would it be ?

    Let me start by asking: What day am I gonna die ?
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  2. Posts : 12,364
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       #2

    Why do people believe you exist?

    (Funnily enough, I didn't get an answer )
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  3. Posts : 127
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    Can you make me THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD!?!!?!??!?!??!? Lol. Funny topic.
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  4. Posts : 3,141
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    Can we get a little more help down here???
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  5. Posts : 1,027
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    smarteyeball said:
    Why do people believe you exist?

    (Funnily enough, I didn't get an answer )
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  6. Cov
    Posts : 140
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    lol

    garysgold: Can we get a little more help down here???

    God: Get lost. Don't bother me.

    garysgold: I was just asking. There is no reason to be ...

    God: Oh boy, you don't get it, do you?

    garysgold: Uhm, excuse me?

    God: Do you really think I exist?

    garysgold: ... well, you are talking to me right now, aren't you?

    God: I will tell you something now.
    For since I put you humans on earth, you develop the wildest theories which make my hair go white out of disappointment.
    You just think of me as "the one" who does want you humans to do this & that ... I mean WTF ?
    Who do you humans think you are? You arrogant bunch, huh?

    garysgold: Phh, what could ...

    God: Now you listen to me son.
    You humans have nothing better to do than praying to me and committing one sin after another?
    Who told you I want that? Can you folks not just get yourselfs under control again?
    I don't give a damn about whatever happens on planet earth, ok.
    You get out what you put in, and so far you have messed up big time.
    According to my last analysis, you humans will have extinct yourselves by the year 2142.
    Do you understand?

    garysgold: Listen sir, it's not as easy as that for us.

    God: And why is that?

    garysgold: Because ... there is a force of humans working against the good ones.
    This force is so strong that the system of injustice that we have, is kept in such a tight grip.
    Please sir, don't let the good ones suffer much longer because we really can't cope anymore.

    God: Hmm, who is the force in your opinion?

    garysgold: ... The governments all over the world ... and the rich.

    God: The governments?? But they represent YOU. They suppose to act in the best interest of the whole and not of an elite.

    garysgold: *sigh*, I know God, oh I know.
    At this point little tears run down garysgold's cheek while he looked down.

    God: garysgold, son ... I will give you one advise now, and that's for you to spread the word, ok.
    I have equipped you all with something called "common sense". I want you to tell the whole world, that every single action you do from now on, must be done with applying common sense..
    No more greed, no more selfisch intentions, no more sick thinking.
    Is that understood ?

    garysgold: But ... with all due respect, I can't see that this helps.

    God: You will see. You will see.
    Once this has taken place on a global scale, it will kick off a domino effect to your favour.
    Oh, and to help you to get heard better, I will equip you with the following super power: from now on you are invincible !

    (God took a deep breath, turned around and looked into the far distant clouds. garysgold closed his eyes and when he re-opened them again, he was infront of his PC, still on the sevenforum's website.
    He must have read Cov's posting and started to dream.)
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  7. Posts : 4,282
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    Good one Cov, shame he doesn't exist though, as far as I know he's just an imaginary friend for grown ups.
    Last edited by Brink; 08 Apr 2009 at 22:57.
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  8. Posts : 25
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    God is a lambchop! AAAAAH!@!!
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  9. Posts : 51,467
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