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I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
A flea and a fly in a flue. Said the fly, "Oh what should we do". Said the flea, "Let us fly. Said the fly "Let us flee". So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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