i have a complaint

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  1. Posts : 179
    windows7 7100 x64
       #1

    i have a complaint


    since installing windows 7 build 7077 my life has totally gone,i find myself either trawling the net for newer builds(one must come soon)or tinkering around with stuff (not broke anything yet).
    my mrs has been nagging me to paint the kitchen for at least a week but im afraid i will miss something,i need some kind of loud alert noise that will go off when a new build appears on the net so i can go paint the kitchen and get back in good books with the mrs.
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  2. Posts : 12,364
    8 Pro x64
       #2

    murphy25 said:
    my mrs has been nagging me to paint the kitchen for at least a week
    Silently hand her a brush and point to the kitchen. She'll get the message
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  3. Posts : 1,289
       #3

    smarteyeball said:
    Silently hand her a brush and point to the kitchen. She'll get the message

    LOL
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  4. Posts : 1,027
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64/ Windows Vista Ultimate x64
       #4

    smarteyeball said:
    Silently hand her a brush and point to the kitchen. She'll get the message


    Make sure you hand her a really small brush so she won't bother you
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  5. Posts : 6,305
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #5

    with a foam handle too so she can't beat you to death with it
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  6. Posts : 179
    windows7 7100 x64
    Thread Starter
       #6

    i have been given a lifeline (well a small one anyway) i have told her of a super virus thats due to hit the net over the weekend and i must stay on high alert and constantly monitor the computers in the house(6 in all).
    also theres footy tomorrow so she said "ok no problem,paint it on monday" so as long as noone has the cheek to leak a build at 3pm on a saturday im safe till monday.
    p.s. she isnt usually this gullable
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  7. Posts : 1,402
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #7

    What is wrong with women these days, can't they paint their own walls!

    I would never ever wait for a man to do anything around the house, car or garden and especially not my computers.
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  8. Posts : 1,519
    El Capitan / Windows 10
       #8

    With as well as men and women get along some times it's a wonder we procreate. Thank God (s)he made it so much fun for both or there might not be too many people left to fight with.
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  9. Posts : 1,402
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #9

    The Whys of Men

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)
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    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)
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    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)
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    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
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    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know......it never happened)
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    (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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    And the personal favorite:
    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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    Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an old sour fart!
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    And another one for the ladies....... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'

    And they say blondes are dumb...
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: Gay
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    Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death... AMEN
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    Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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  10. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #10

    Ooooooooooooohhhhh. You may have just started a war.
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